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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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