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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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