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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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