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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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