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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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