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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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