Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.