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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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