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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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