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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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