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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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