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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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