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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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