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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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