Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.