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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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