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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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