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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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