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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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