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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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