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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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