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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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