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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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