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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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