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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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