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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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