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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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