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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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