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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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