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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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