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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺
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