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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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