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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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