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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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