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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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