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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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