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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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