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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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