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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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