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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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