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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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