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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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