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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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