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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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