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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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