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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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