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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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