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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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