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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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