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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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