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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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