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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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