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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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