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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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