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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛
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