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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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